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Little Red Riding Hood

Once upon a time there was a girl, and she was little and cute and her name was Little Red Riding Hood. Actually her name was something else but nobody knows what. She was going to visit her grandmother, so she brought with her some freshly cut flowers on the way there. When she arrived she didn't really recognize her grandmother. "What a small nose you have, grandma," she said. And grandmother said: "It's because I've fixed it." "And what big lips you have!" continued the girl. Grandma replied, "It's silicone." Little Red Riding Hood then said: "How smooth your face is, grandma!" The grandmother then gave her granddaughter the card to her plastic surgeon. "Say hi from me, so I might get a VIP-card!", grandma shouted to the girl, who was already out the door.